InJoke
Send word to the court
Before You Write to Us
A letter is answered faster when it already holds what we'd otherwise have to ask for:
- your iPhone model and the iOS version it's running,
- the app's version, from Profile,
- what you tapped, in the order you tapped it,
- a screenshot, if the court misbehaved visibly.
How the Court Receives You
Audience is the main hall. You write the situation — up to 1,500 characters — pick the occasion it belongs to and how hard he's allowed to hit, the bite regulator, and ask for the floor. He answers with a verdict in five parts: the joke that lands on your details, the straight version, the part you're stepping around, two roads with what each costs, and one question back. You can argue with him afterward; it's a conversation, not a sentence.
Jest is shorter court business: give him a subject and a genre, and he answers with either three quick jokes or one short tale from court, no verdict attached. The jester himself stands behind the screen while you wait, and you can share what he gives you as a small designed card.
Chronicle keeps the verdicts you chose to save — up to twenty, on this device only. Strike one out with a swipe, or clear the lot from Profile.
Profile holds your name, an avatar (one of four masks, or a photo of your own), the preferences that tell him how to talk to you, your language, the data notice, this page, and Reset all data.
What He Won't Do
He is a character, not a professional. Nothing he says is medical, legal, financial or therapeutic advice, and he doesn't play doctor, lawyer, therapist or adviser even when the situation you brought him sounds like it needs one.
He can also simply be wrong — about facts, names, numbers, anything he asserts about the world outside what you told him. Treat a verdict as his reading of your situation, not an established truth, and check anything you actually intend to act on.
Concerns Brought Before Him
Petition
Does he remember what I told him last time?
Ruling
Only through the Chronicle you chose to save, and only on this phone. An audience you never saved is written nowhere. Delete one verdict with a swipe, or all of it from Profile → Reset all data.
Petition
What actually leaves my phone?
Ruling
Only what one audience needs: the situation you typed, the occasion and bite level, the preferences that shape his tone toward you, and that conversation's own turns. It's answered by a language model reached through a third-party API — the work happens on their servers, not this device. Your avatar photo and your saved Chronicle never leave it.
Petition
Why does it ask for my photo library?
Ruling
Only if you pick a photo of your own for your avatar instead of one of the four court masks. It stays on the device either way — nothing is uploaded.
Petition
Why does it ask to track me?
Ruling
That permission tells us which campaign an install came from and how it performed — nothing else in the app changes because of it. There's no advertising inside InJoke to make "more relevant" either way.
Petition
Does it charge for anything?
Ruling
No. InJoke is free — no paywall, no purchases, no subscriptions, in any part of the app.
Petition
It asked to send me notifications — what for?
Ruling
An ordinary system prompt. Declining it changes nothing about how the app behaves; the jester doesn't send messages of his own.
Petition
What tongues does he hold court in?
Ruling
English, German, Spanish, Finnish, Italian and Dutch. Change it any time from Profile — it's your own choice, not tied to your phone's system language.
Petition
I want it all gone.
Ruling
Profile → Reset all data clears your Chronicle, avatar and preferences from this phone at once. There's no account to delete, because none was ever asked of you.
In Confidence
- Data controller
- Goran Koprıvnjak
- Kept on this device only
- Chronicle, avatar, preferences, language choice
- Sent to answer a single audience
- The situation you write, occasion, bite level, preferences, that conversation's turns
- Sold or used for advertising
- Nothing
- Requirements
- iPhone, iOS 16 or later